The Jewish Zodiac

A friend told me about this site, Jewzo, and I was thrilled to find out that I was born in the Year of the Bagel. Here’s the description of the Year of the Bagel types:

You’re pliable and always bounce back, although you feel something’s missing in your center. If this persists, get some therapy. Compatible with Schmear and Lox. Latke and Knish, not so much.

My husband is the Year of the Latke! Uh oh. I told him we were incompatible, but he was unconcerned.

My daughter is the Year of the Blintz. Hers is accurate, too:

Creamy and dreamy, you’re rightfully cautious to travel in pairs. You play it coy but word is with the right topping you turnover morning, noon and night. Compatible with Schmear.

Speaking of blintzes, I’ve had not one, but TWO amazing meals of blueberry blintzes here in humble Austin, at East Side Cafe and Blue Dahlia. Now if only I can find a place that makes good bagels…

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